BAD BITCH CENTRAL

Dear Megan, I'm listening to Kanjay Zest and failing at studying for my midterm in an hour. I know things have been really fucking rough for you lately, but I want you to know you're my best friend. Without you I would have never had trashy fun. I would have never met the bear family. I would have never been able to torture your cats and make christmas cookies in july. I would have gotten raped by Kal and his roommate and I would have never bumped all the way to Six Flags.I love you kitten mitte from franksthename

<3 LMAOLMAO . ahhh my lesbian. the most oblivious potential rape victim in the world 
“can i see your room? :D”

;( come visit me in madtown. or maybe i’ll come to milwaukee. we can chill in your dorm and watch dumb movies.  and i can be the biggest cockblock avery has ever seen. OR WE CAN GET OUR HAIR DONE, AND OUR FLIPPY FLOPPIES.